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Let me take you back through time
Let me take you to - the dark side of the sun
Where we go i know we'll find
Pharaohs there in tune - with the dark side of the sun
I once lived in a canyon with canyon Pharaohs
Who all drove Canyonaroes, Cameroes,
They were more than dare-o's, aerospace
I'd always see 'em eat Ferreoes at Pharaoh's place
Ive watched the Comancheros race,
But chariots in a Pharaoh's race was much faster,
A solar barge in a garage, large, let it recharge,
In the Land of the Sun, yo, the men are in charge
You want the truth, well, here it is
There was an alien race in Egypt that built the pyramids
The dark side of the sun is Akhenaton sellin' the life of his son
Tutankhamen, im just a shaman, that's in the garden,
I'll kill a Spartan, i beg your pardon
Did you just call me a liar, well i don't believe you
I'll only ever show you a preview, of what it is i do...
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Im describing my style, im excited and wild,
I'll be standing on the side of the nile, with my jerry cans
Wishin' i was back in Merrylands,
With the girl i left to hunt down mister hairy hands
I hear he's got the golden gun,
When i get back, you will see me holdin' one,
Im old and run down,
But i will not hesitate to come in and fuck up your whole town
The gold crown is mine for the taking,
Im making this up like im stuck and mistaking -
You bastards for people with brains, the anguish
Makes me wanna go and speak another fuckin' language,
"Unah moun el urrid, ksurrit el ann"
(Im from the Earth, I broke the Eye)
You know we're only here to fuck with the plan
And now that i stand as light as a lynx
Im steppin' inside of the sphinx
Where the spirits are as white as the minx -
On my back, minus the jinx im actually pretty lucky
Buy us some drinks and i will iron out the kinks
As soon as im done on this mission drinkin' schooners of rum...
