Im the definition of weird, fishin' for beer,
While im sittin' by the water reminiscin' of years -
Gone by, the premonitions are clear,
That's why im hidin' by the peer with a mission to spear -
The next man, put additional fear,
Into the bloke, man, i wish you were here, i see the issue appear
Before my very eyes, open and shut,
I see the nightsky soakin' in blood, my mind broke with a thud,
And now im tryin' to find a way to regain,
My memory, anyone know which way that we came?
The day that became the worst was the one i had today,
I spent my Saturday somewhere out in Adelaide,
My bladder sprayed, nothing but read,
I think its cause im puttin' stuff in my head - that i shouldn't be,
And when i blacked-out, i woke up here,
To find me fishin' for some low-carb beer

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And that is why im feelin' nervous,
And that is why im in the rain,
I can feel it on the surface,
And i can feel it in my brain,
And that is why i haven't got a clue -
How i got here but i here,
I think ive been here for a day or two,
Feels like ive been here for a year,
This must be what they call The Fear

Beaches and ponds, all i see is peaches and blondes,
I hear a whisper sayin', "Come and teach us the wrongs",
They come huntin' at night,
Equipped with fangs, lookin' for somethin' to bite (Ha ha ha)
I ask them why they laugh,
One says, "Forget that, come to my graveyard",
So i do, and now that im here,
All i wanna do is leave on the count of the weird,
Its, about to appear, the sound that i fear,
Shit's, bound to be geared to sprout up a sneer,
Bricks, pound and im near, the power to break,
And sad to say the walls for another hour will shake
With these bad vibes runnin' through the scenery,
Its sad, times like this used to mean to me
A whole lot, but now i bloody cant take,
This half-baked existence bringin' heartbreak,
I don't wanna partake, in the act of eatin' Stilnox,
Straight from out my pill box,
And wakin' up near a giant pond
To find me holdin' on an iron wand...