Intro: What we're gonna do on this one is go through the zodiac one sign at a time, starting from Aries and ending with Pisces...

Welcome to the wheel of the zodiac, feelin lonely jack?
Deal a homie crack with a bony back, somewhere in Aries
Make a sorry soul see fairies,
The moods within a cold sea varies, but I'll see prairies
Within the abundance of Taurus,
With the Auroras with me enormous
Lithium walrus is what they call us,
If we have auras, give me a chorus
That tells me why people swiftly ignore us
Fifty explorers in Indian waters
Corinthian daughters haven't been to your borders
But when they do, i think they'll really adore us
Kneeling before us, like they're feeling us Horus
Then out from Taurus I'll enter Gemini
The twin that wins will begin to nevermind
The seven-eyed beast released from down low
Comin' back to win the Brownlow, its bloody rigged
Money digged its way into the heart,
The gullible think that colourful pink
Will be part of a cure; theres pure cures ready on tap
You're damn right I'll be betting on that... I say "woosah"
I'll start a family in cancer,
June, July, I'll be the manliest dancer
At the randy bonanza, planning an answer,
Handing a stanza, to the man in the Lancer
Extravaganza, if Necro's a necromancer
Well im Geo, the geomancer
Im hoppin' into Leo, I'll be Ok
Im in the Nebuchadnezzar messin' with Neo's brain
With a copy of Cleo, but Cleo's lame
Someone save me from this trio's game, the trinity
Is like a Morpheus morphing the self
While im gone there'll be more for yourself, absorbin' a shelf
Of merlot, say hi to Sterlo, cause im in Virgo
On a dirt road cause of my workload
My first show was in a Peugeot
Wearin' a fur coat in Virgo

(That's Virgo, so seems we're half way there.
Now another 32bars, lets go)

It seems we're half way there, the 7th sign Libra
If you've come to find balance, well step beside me brah
Or gal, in town i found a white zebra
In a size C bra, drivin' a green car
Lookin' for a green card like a retard
She starred in a dirty film which was heaps hard -
According to her, when shes in orgy, yo,
She's like the cream in an Oreo
But now that im in Scorpio,
The scene is set to start battlin' Wario
Ive seen the set, set the scene
A batch of various stars seem to step centre-screen
They'll catch and bury us, in the centre of the Milky Way
On their way to Sagittarius
Imagine areas taken back to dawn
Im of the Earth like a Capricorn
Feed an A.p.r.a. form to a Labrador
Never rap the norm, Jimmy cracked the corn, but i don't care
Im down to do what the others around me wont dare do
While they sit around sayin' that life is no fair
I'll go stare Rotarians in the eyes,
Im in disguise, ovarians in the pies,
I put 'em there, no variance in the lies,
Ive been despised, so various, improvise
Preparing us for Aquarius, very precise
A new Sumerian, Luciferian buried device
Will bring a scary surprise,
When it raises to the surface of the high seas
And this circus we call Pisces
Is finally over,
I hope i find some private time to be sober
Life - though provided me no star
I must admit that its been kind to me so far

This must be the only track
That ive ever heard where the audience gets to go through the zodiac,
This must be the end im sure
A message in a bottle sent up shore
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