(Hook)
Blame it on the fact that I'm havin’ a bad day,
I’ll run into the red like a car in a drag race,
I’ll have you motherfuckers all pullin’ a sad face,
Any motherfucker thinkin’ of fuckin’ with me…
(Verse 1)
I've come bearing gifts tonight,
I've got a fuckin’ handful of kryptonite
For anyone who thinks they're super fuckin’ man,
I don't think you know just who the fuck I am,
Don't make me crack your chin,
I’m a Leb but I'm Aussie as Kath & Kim,
I’ll get a car and crash it into your damn house
Then I’ll say to myself, “You're the man, Grouce!”
I'm like what's there to mention,
I’ll be doin’ this ‘til they give me the pension,
A crummy gold watch when I'm old, watch,
“What’s a guy gotta do to get some attention!”
That's all I hear, and the more I hear,
The more my ear cringes before I cheer up
And remember the world’s full of shit cunts
Who all think they're fuckin’ sick cunts, simple…
(Chorus)
(Verse 2)
I won't stop, I will roll through you,
Fuck you and your whole crew too,
Shit, I'm too cold to do crystal meth,
I’ll make your fuckin’ head disconnect,
“What the fuck has been up, cunt?” I'm playin’ Duck Hunt
With these ducks, stupid fucks that are fucked up,
I'm bein’ upfront, what the fuck is up?
I’ll come and fuck you fuckers up,
“Oh my gosh, that's an awful thing to say!” What the fuck?
Shut the fuck up and move, bitch, you're in the way
And while you're at it, tell your friend to shut the fuck up too,
What the fuck has been stuck up you?
I’d say there's been a stick stuck up the butt of the world,
Just get your dick sucked, fucked, then nut in a girl
And keep your big mouth shut,
Fuck the world like a fuckin’ girl with a bloody big round butt…
(Hook)
(Verse 3)
I'm pissed off beyond belief,
I just wanna drag a body up along the reef,
I don't wanna hear a sound while I'm in the here and now,
Get the fuck out my way or some shit’s goin’ down,
I’ll get a crowbar from out the trunk
And stick it so far up your butt it's gonna cut
Your insides, watchin’ how the fuckin’ skin slides
Over metal, I hope you settle
Down, don't fuck around, I’ll put you underground
With all the fuckin’ skeletons, no evidence is found,
Blame it on the fact that I'm havin’ a bad day,
I'm stuck in a bad way, I'm mad, hey?
I'm mad as hell, I’ll kill the cat as well,
If you fuck with me, there's gonna be a padded cell
Down in hell waitin’ for your fuckin’ dumbarse,
If anyone asks, tell ‘em that I made you unmask…
The latest release from D.C. rapper Tef Wesley, featuring Grussle on production. Hard beats and tough rhymes that evoke 1990s hip-hop. Bandcamp New & Notable Jul 8, 2016