Ladies and gentlemen, let us begin,
Ive got some rum, now lets get us some gin,
This one's about to get little bit schitz,
Losin' it like when i fiddle with tits,
Feels like ive now got the ball in my hands,
While im surrounded by all of my fans,
I'll be there cuttin' you up for the feast
Then you will see me turn into a beast
Im comin' to cut you up all into millions of pieces
Oh jesus, im tearin' your limbs,
Watch me now as i get right up on top of you all
And start cuttin' while blarin' the hymns.

Start the rapture, im a shapeshifter and im laughin' atchya
I must admit, you really weren't that hard to capture,
I wanna see you dead just like Margaret Thatcher,
I wont even tell you what the hell is to come,
If you escape and see your family, tell those fellas to run,
You're burnin' all the rules but you're askin' "Where's the ref gone, son!"
I think he just went up to Defcon-1.

Im sorry i think there has been a clerical error,
And now without a warning an hysterical terror,
Spreading throughout the land, getting on out of hand,
Heading from out the blue, is heading around to you,
I wanna thank you all for letting me out the zoo,
Give me some people to eat up, any amount will do,
I don't wanna see you shedding a pound or two,
Cause when im done I'll be shredding you down for food.

Good God, im a beast, comin' from the underground,
Ive been livin' there and that is why im unrenowned
I'll be comin' with a thundercloud,
Right above me headin' for a down-under crowd,
Im comin' to have me a feast,
You wont find a happier beast, other than me,
Im not like Godzilla or BFG, im only comin' to eat.


Im the ragin' serpent, im the dragon, the vortex
Stuck inside your cortex, watchin' the wall flex,
Your gaggin', im the dragon that's draggin' the wagon of death
Til you're gaggin' for breath...
Like the faith that is found in tall mosques -
Im protecting what i own, at all costs,
I love the way you lie,
I'll be there on the day you die.